Sorry, that was an unnecessary pun.
My first try of a fruit beer was in the Brown Jug off license around the corner from my house in Bedminster.
We popped in on a Friday evening to get our usual 4-pint takeout (plastic) flagon of whatever beautiful cask Phil had on. We were regulars so a catch up and a bit of beer-chat was usually involved.
"Try this", said Phil as he unwrapped a bottle from its blue paper wrapper. It was a raspberry beer.
I tried it.
Bleargh! I absolutely hated it - but I can't honestly remember precisely what made me hate it.
I seem to remember muttering something about "I like my beer to taste of beer..."
I didn't try a fruited beer again until 2010 when the BBB suggested we go to Brussels for the weekend.
À la Mort Subite is a bar which is widely known, and I guess something of a tourist trap. Nevertheless, I totally adored the place.
We arrived and the place looked completely full. We shuffled into the bar slightly nervously to see where we should sit. We were brusquely waved over by a member of staff who pointed to a two-person table. We sat close to the bar - I was facing the serving area.
There's a beer menu and we given a short time to peruse but a serving person arrived at the table very quickly so there's a bit of pressure not to hold up proceedings - this bar seems to thrive on efficiency.
Somehow or other, I ordered a draught Morte Subite Kriek - I could see the pump in the serving area in front of me. I can't even remember why I chose it - probably the pressure.
I absolutely loved it. To me it tasted strongly of cherry but with next to no sweetness to make it cloying. I've never had the same reaction to a fruit beer since. It's best we gloss over the kiwi flavoured Floris that came later in the trip.
At Cantillon, after your self-guided tour (or, at least it was then) with a paper pamphlet in the language of your choice where you are urged not to touch to the spider webs near the coolship, you get a few glass tasters of the various beers. I must have had a kriek, but I found the gueze flavour rather overwhelmed the fruit character.
In À la Becasse you bought your beer in a small jugs to share and a mixture was a legitimate choice - kriek forming a part of the mix - I remember really liking it.
So Brussels left me feeling a bit Goldilocks about kriek.
The framboise I had in the Barley Mow has stuck with me, though. So every now and again I've been dabbling to see if I can replicate that first Morte Subite Kriek.
Last week in Wolf on the Corner I had a 3.8% Lindemans Kriek which had lovely depth and body, with a fantastic cherry hit but was very, very sweet.
When I saw that our online grocer had Bacchus Kriek at a good price, I thought it was too good a chance to miss. At something like 5.6% I expected it to have some heft, but it didn't really. The cherry tasted like an artificial flavouring and I got a lingering unpleasant aftertaste resembling Aspartame (I don't believe anything artificial was actually in the beer, it just tasted that way) and I felt cheated like when San Pellegrino started putting artificial sweeteners in their grapefruit pop.
I do know we still have a can of Burning Sky Framboise et Cerise in the fridge and that was definitely the closest to my memory of the character of Morte Subite.
So my quest continues.
It's not a full time quest. To be honest it's more of a half-arsed vague notion...but quest sounds so much more noble...