Being in Bristol when the East Bristol Brewery Trail is scheduled you'd think we'd be keen to get involved.
As several bar staff hereabouts we've spoken to in the last few days would be able to tell you - "..god, no...".
I hasten to say that I think it's a great event, and it's really nice this year that Moor have rejoined, along with the new incarnation of Good Chemistry together with Unwins so the trail is 7-breweries strong.
Since the furthest from here is a tiny bit over a mile, you have to be impressed that in one corner of a city which isn't huge there are that many small breweries (Little Martha, Unwins, Moor, Good Chemistry, Left-Handed Giant, Arbor, Wiper & True).
You also wouln't have to stray too far off the trail to also take in Fierce and Noble, New Bristol Brewery and Basement Beer. Actually, I've just measured it. A circle of 1km radius, centred roughly on Wiper & True's new brewery & taproom would encompass 10 breweries with open taprooms. All of the eminently walkable from Temple Meads station.
So why aren't we flocking along with everyone else?
Mostly because they'll be horribly busy which both of us find quite stressful. But also because all of these taprooms have regular (usually weekend) operating hours.
We have attended in the past mostly so we could go to Arbor, which at the time wasn't open very often. The place was rammed - everyone was jolly and we made the best of it, but the walk back along the cycle track was a blessed, peaceful relief.
One time we made the mistake of thinking the Barley Mow would, as a result, be quite quiet - it was most definitely not.
So when asked we enthuse about the event and tell the questioner we'll be going to the places when it's quieter.
Sadly, after what was a warmish, brightish start to the day it's turned really quite wet which will probably dampen the mood a little. I know the two breweries nearest here had contingency plans in putting tables under cover so let's hope that it's not a complete bust for the breweries with limited inside space.
As it turns out, we've hunkered down in the flat as we don't fancy going to the nearest "will certainly be quiet" place.
Tomorrow is another day...